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Monday, March 21, 2011

EPISODE 3: or, will they ever like Gone Fishin



JJ ABRAMS

Naked Crusaders Productions presents: The Swing Gang. The only podcast confirmed to have no listeners. This week they discussed a quote from acclaimed filmmaker Frank Darabont and it's current meaning in Hollywood. The return to some old fan favorite franchises came up in the top stories with the discussion of Robocop and the new American Pie film. A new segment was introduced and the gang debated the Directors they have come to dislike. You know who they are. The guys who started off bringing you to the theaters with the force of their creativity, but have started to prostitute their name to make a worthless brand.

KEVIN SMITH
TIM BURTON
These filmakers made the cut of Directors we have come to dislike.






STEVEN SPEILBERG M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN GEORGE LUCAS














With Japan in the news for the recent tsunami strike, a spotlight was put on their contribution to cinema in a new segment, On Location. They highlighted certain filmmakers and individual films that brought a new dimension to cinema.

And two weeks from today a battle royal was set between Kevin Smith and Tim Burton. Both have had waning box office, both have had a cult following only to give up creativity for stupidity and both tip toe the edge between disgusting human being and slightly less disgusting. Who will end up on which side? Who will take home honor? Who will just take the cyanide tablet? and who is actually still reading this? We return next week, March 28th, but the battle will be decided April 4th. Tune in and check us out.

4 comments:

  1. THat Mark fellah has a sexy voice. I want to like him on Facebook.

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  2. mark is cool, he really knows his shit

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  3. so wait we hate these guys? but i love mnight shamalan. he didnt ruin the last airbender or anything, but lucas? common, so what if he is a hypocrit? he made the WARS!!

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